Rebounder

I look at you like a sang song
to the unattainable hymns
sounding above the upraised throats
of the impious trying to be
more than I am a cublice drone
with a see through scalp prowling
for revenge sex too cowardly
to consummate gentleman

Dental Celebrity

I'm like a celebrity at the dentist. No cavaties, ever? No braces? No smoking? No coffee? AND you brush regularly? {swoon} I was all "my eyes are up here."

I've been fitted for a night guard because I was told I grind my teeth at the last denist appointment. I teased that Night Guard sounded like a edgy superhero who fights crime while the city sleeps and the hygenist just blinked at me. Like everyone who gets a night guard tells that joke. They asked me if I wanted the mold of my teeth but regretted that the front teeth had accidentally been chipped. They offered it to me anyway. "Heckz yeah!" I said! I've made finger holds on the bottom and top teeth so I can use it like a puppet. Now I have someone to talk to!

{Jerkface Mode On}

Raesh: What are you doing?!
Son: Nothing.
Raesh: {Daddy voice mode on} You're SUPPOSED to be doing spelling or taking a bath!
Son: I was just listening to you play guitar. I couldn't hear you in my room.
Raesh: Go take a bath, son.
Raesh: You know I'd play guitar in your room if you ask.