- Whenever my boss asks me to do something, I should give a Japanese bow and reply "by your command."
- Fist-pumping Wolverine is not a good idea.
- If I had a word-a-day calendar and today's word was "inasmuch" and I had a lisp, it would sound like "an ass munch."
- Why is intellectualizing bad in psychotherapy when the purpose is to change your feelings by changing your thinking?
- It's hard to use the words "bastard" and "Dali Lama" in the same sentence.
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