Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas List

Well, it would seem that it's that time of year again. Yes, Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or, if your a Satanist, the Worst Day Ever). I feel all kinds of goodwill towards men, mostly so that they'll like me enough to buy me gifts.

So in order to help out, Here's my list of this year's trend-setting must-haves:

Gift Rap is essential to any gift-giving.

Remember the reason for the season.

I like practical gifts.

Can I get one of these that says "Don't be jealous, Han"?

It doubles as a fallout shelter, safe room and doesn't look that much like a coffin!

Nothing says "Christmas" like an ejector head!

Happy shopping!

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